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@yuribot it needs this RE:...

@yuribot it needs thisRE: https://woem.space/objects/93ae9e14-e6ee-4125-a1a4-7a7bfd857e7c

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folks have been very noisy hanging up shelves in the next room overits been...

folks have been very noisy hanging up shelves in the next room overits been 1.5 hoursthey havent even gotten the first shelf up

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@chjara fool, i gzipped an xz tarball, its still very compact

@chjara fool, i gzipped an xz tarball, its still very compact

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imagine doing the entire duel shtick only to both miss your shots

imagine doing the entire duel shtick only to both miss your shots

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“well we gotta do swords now, these take an eternity to reload”“well shit i...

“well we gotta do swords now, these take an eternity to reload”“well shit i didnt expect this so i left mine at home”“who the fuck comes to a duel without a fucking sword”“well me apparently”

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really wish children wouldnt cry so fucking much this is almost as bad as the...

really wish children wouldnt cry so fucking much this is almost as bad as the noise from folks putting up the shelves

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“look i wasnt expecting both of us to fuck this up, i was expecting either...

“look i wasnt expecting both of us to fuck this up, i was expecting either you hit me, i hit you, or we hit eachother and both die of sepsis 5 days later, this possibility didnt even cross my mind“

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i honest to god dont want to know where my cat stuck his head to get this...

i honest to god dont want to know where my cat stuck his head to get this many ticks all over his head, neck and shoulders but nowhere elselike seriously what the hell

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we finally removed them and there were a lot more than even i could spothe...

we finally removed them and there were a lot more than even i could spothe was very cooperative in the entire ordoal, which i appreciate

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ngl, as meh as the translation can be, it is good for just, practicing word...

ngl, as meh as the translation can be, it is good for just, practicing word associationlike ah fuck im looking for glass, uh i guess that would be something with lukinand there it is, kiwen lukin

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loitering is literally the stupidest thing to be criminisedlike, ur not...

loitering is literally the stupidest thing to be criminisedlike, ur not trespassing, ur just not allowed to stay for a minute either

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@throatmuppet also jaywalking in places where thats criminised

@throatmuppet also jaywalking in places where thats criminised

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lowkey wish microsoft would get anti-trusted for xinputlike, ur telling me...

lowkey wish microsoft would get anti-trusted for xinputlike, ur telling me one of the big 3 console/controller manufacturers is also the one determining a huge chunk of controller support on pc?and it...

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notably, obsoleting an api that unlike xinput, could be adapted to any...

notably, obsoleting an api that unlike xinput, could be adapted to any controller, right when they released their second generation of consoles, no less

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ive kept our jar of nutella on the heater all morning, im starting to get...

ive kept our jar of nutella on the heater all morning, im starting to get hungry, i think its time

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seventh gen:wii: gyro included with the wii motion plus addonplaystation 3:...

seventh gen:wii: gyro included with the wii motion plus addonplaystation 3: no gyroxbox 360: no gyroeighth gen:wii u: gyroplaystation 4: gyroxbox one: no gyroninth gen:switch: gyroplaystation 5:...

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@vavency no, sadly gyro is ds4 onwards, ds3 was the one with a billion...

@vavency no, sadly gyro is ds4 onwards, ds3 was the one with a billion analogue buttons for some reason (triggers, bumpers, face buttons, d-pad it was all fucking analogue)

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god it feels so wrong putting a 8 year old console into current gen but like,...

god it feels so wrong putting a 8 year old console into current gen but like, no, their 8th gen was the wii u, the switch is genuinely 9th gen, it just released 4 years earlier than everyone else

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also yes, both ps5 and series x released 4 years ago by now, something that...

also yes, both ps5 and series x released 4 years ago by now, something that feels just as wrong to acknowledge

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@yassie_j @vavency its just motion sensing done through 3 accelerometers, far...

@yassie_j@vavency its just motion sensing done through 3 accelerometers, far more primitive than gyroif im to count sixaxis i also have to count the og wiimote without motion plus, which is… just wrong

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